bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

kardashy:

i found my senior quote



kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing


"i dont need feminism because—" great. wonderful. amazing. i literally do not care


mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit


“As a child I never heard one woman say to me, “I love my body.” Not my mother, my elder sister, my best friend. No one woman has ever said, “I am so proud of my body.” So I make sure to say it to Mia, because a positive physical outlook has to start at an early age.” — Kate Winslet, speaking about her daughter.  (via thatkindofwoman)


“I no longer have patience for certain things, not because I’ve become arrogant, but simply because I reached a point in my life where I do not want to waste more time with what displeases me or hurts me. I have no patience for cynicism, excessive criticism and demands of any nature. I lost the will to please those who do not like me, to love those who do not love me and to smile at those who do not want to smile at me. I no longer spend a single minute on those who lie or want to manipulate. I decided not to coexist anymore with pretense, hypocrisy, dishonesty and cheap praise. I do not tolerate selective erudition nor academic arrogance. I do not adjust either to popular gossiping. I hate conflict and comparisons. I believe in a world of opposites and that’s why I avoid people with rigid and inflexible personalities. In friendship I dislike the lack of loyalty and betrayal. I do not get along with those who do not know how to give a compliment or a word of encouragement. Exaggerations bore me and I have difficulty accepting those who do not like animals. And on top of everything I have no patience for anyone who does not deserve my patience.” — Meryl Streep (via emmalucywatson)


furry-boots:

amen-kinda


caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something


rocknrollercoaster:

it must be really wild to actually have a positive relationship with your father

like

?????

some people really have that????

that’s incredibe



canadianshits:

I feel the salty waves come in

I feel them crash against my skin

And I smile as I respire because I know they’ll never win

There’s a haze above my TV

That changes everything I see

And maybe if I continue watching

I’ll lose the traits that worry me


maleteen:

some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people