soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”


strangersbyday:

⭐️🌙⭐️


Will I be something?
Am I something?

And the answer comes:
You already are.
You always were.
And you still have time to be.

” — Anis Mojgani (via happypeopledodrugs)


lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.


caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire


“I want a tattoo of the first morning we woke up together. I want the memory to hurt.” — Clementine von Radics



mugglesandmagic:

question: what makes you qualified for this job?

me: my love of money


bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 




“And a mistake repeated more than once is a decision.” — Paulo Coelho (via blu3rthanvelvet)


rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying